Flashback Friday

My favorite thing about living in Texas was the warm lakes that we would go and swim in. One Saturday as we were swimming at a very busy lake Sam informed us that she had to use the bathroom very badly, if there were toilets there they were very scary and disgusting so we just told her that we would take her behind the car to pee or she could go in the water. Do not judge.... She chose the water. Steve and I were on the beach chasing Lexi around and Sam went down in to the water to do her business, all of sudden we hear this little distressed voice yelling from the water, "mom, mom, what do I do there is no toilet paper?"
We just ducked our heads and ignored her. But pretty soon her yells were really loud and people were looking all around to see who the parents were so we had to tuck our tail between our legs and go and get her out of the water.

The next time we went to the lake we made sure that everyone had used the restroom before we went, and I even brought a roll of toilet paper, but it was to late, Sam had already turned into a lake polluting redneck.
Sam was playing in the water having a good time surrounded by a little family that was playing football. Steve's boss pulled up in his boat so we yelled for Sam to come and get on the boat she just looked at us with this cute little smile and said,
"Hold on I am not done peeing,"
The poor little family that was playing around her bailed out of the water as fast as they could. We once again ducked our heads and threw her on the boat.

We learned our lesson as parents, but still laugh very hard when we think of this.